This blog has no direction. Do I post funny shit? Maybe get followers? Do I make it personal as a kind of journal, only to feel awkward when I follow someone and they follow me back in some misguided attempt at kindness; meanwhile I know full well what kind of bullshit I put up? Whatever I guess both for now. Update in my life. I feel like a fat fuck because I can’t do any of my usual work outs due to an injured shoulder and have spent my time eating and playing guitar instead. Only I am just learning guitar so it’s just frustrating me and making me want to go for a run…which causes my shoulder to move too much and hurt. Fuck my Life. 

I am feeling so down and went to Anybody Out There just to see… well if anybody is out there. I tried finding someone to talk to and got “Fatal error: Call to a member function setPresence() on a non-object in /www/docs/aot_www_v2.3.0/inc/sessionFuncs.php on line 148” Yeah, I’m done for the day.

Amazing how fast you can go from happy to low when someone lets you down. Guess it’s my fault for thinking certain people care more than they do.

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I live in Northern Canada in a town of 5,000 and have to drive 4 hours to get anywhere and I cannot believe how often these little bastards bolt in front of people. Moose, moose are great, they get off the road like 12 year olds playing street hockey.

Photoshopping celebrities as real people: Danny Evans website

This one made me laugh until I saw the caption. Apparently if you’re skinny you’re not a real person. Tell that to my twelve hundred Calorie a day diet :/

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Come on you wimp! Faster! [gif]

Aha! Not as dark as I normally like but it’s a wonderful example of something I’ve always believed; cat’s are assholes! Long live dogs :p

Think I’ll give up my idea of only posting original content. This thing needs some humour. Next one I really like I’ll post.

All right let’s get this started. I live in Northern Canada next to a native reserve. Not really sure what makes them talk like that but Damn am I ever sick of that slurred accent. Moving here has definitely made me racist.

Okay somehow I have followers; I have no idea how that happened. I don’t know who you are but I feel some sort of obligation to you so this is my warning. I figured I would do this and be my funny self but I never find the time. Now life’s kind of the shits so this is just going to be me saying what’s on my mind. It might be funny occasionally, or entertaining but I make no promises. I don’t expect followers this blog is for me. Follow if you want, but I don’t know what will come of it. Here’s some info about me. I’m 23, a computer tech. I do Tae Kwon Do but am not especially great at it. Animals are important to me; My old dog keeps me sane. I live in a town of five thousand with almost no other people my age. I am growing bitter and cynical. This is life and it will be the topic of discussion.

Customer: Hi my Norton expired.

Me: Okay so you would like to purchase a new one 

Customer: Well no. Luckily another program popped up called Security Shield so I’ll just keep that. I was just wondering if it’s as good as Norton before I give it my credit card to buy the full version.

Me: Did you install Security Shield?

Customer: No it just showed up after Norton expired.

some days are harder than others to keep a straight face-_-