Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing With This Blog
This blog has no direction. Do I post funny shit? Maybe get followers? Do I make it personal as a kind of journal, only to feel awkward when I follow someone and they follow me back in some misguided attempt at kindness; meanwhile I know full well what kind of bullshit I put up? Whatever I guess both for now. Update in my life. I feel like a fat fuck because I can’t do any of my usual work...
Surely Life's Fucking With Me
I am feeling so down and went to Anybody Out There just to see… well if anybody is out there. I tried finding someone to talk to and got “Fatal error: Call to a member function setPresence() on a non-object in /www/docs/aot_www_v2.3.0/inc/sessionFuncs.php on line 148” Yeah, I’m done for the day.
Amazing how fast you can go from happy to low when someone lets you down. Guess it’s my fault for thinking certain people care more than they do.
Think I’ll give up my idea of only posting original content. This thing needs some humour. Next one I really like I’ll post.
All right let’s get this started. I live in Northern Canada next to a native reserve. Not really sure what makes them talk like that but Damn am I ever sick of that slurred accent. Moving here has definitely made me racist.
Okay somehow I have followers; I have no idea how that happened. I don’t know who you are but I feel some sort of obligation to you so this is my warning. I figured I would do this and be my funny self but I never find the time. Now life’s kind of the shits so this is just going to be me saying what’s on my mind. It might be funny occasionally, or entertaining but I make no...
Wow, Just Wow
Customer: Hi my Norton expired. Me: Okay so you would like to purchase a new one Customer: Well no. Luckily another program popped up called Security Shield so I’ll just keep that. I was just wondering if it’s as good as Norton before I give it my credit card to buy the full version. Me: Did you install Security Shield? Customer: No it just showed up after Norton expired. some...
If You're Buying Ethernet
Little piece of advice to anyone who needs to buy a cable. Know the name! If you come in and ask for the “fat phone cord” you look like an idiot. That’s like taking a diesel pickup to the gas station and telling the guy to put “the smelly gas” in.
So a quick tidbit about me. I fix computers, sometimes ATMS or Lottery Equipment (though to be honest the other tech gets most of those), and do some networking and work on point of sales devices in stores. Things like that! Anyway, where I work also has a retail side. Now anybody who has ever worked in retail can vouch for me that it skews your views on humanity to a point where even you seem...
Heads Up, I'm A Little Fucked
Didn’t think I would actually post anything, but who knows I may find it a good way to act out aggression or sorrow or something. Oh yeah I am full of venom but I have been told it’s funny venom. Like Dane Cook! Only you know, not such a douche bag.