Hateraid And Stuff

Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing With This Blog

Wed, 01 May 2013 23:23:00 -0700

This blog has no direction. Do I post funny shit? Maybe get followers? Do I make it personal as a kind of journal, only to feel awkward when I follow someone and they follow me back in some misguided attempt at kindness; meanwhile I know full well what kind of bullshit I put up? Whatever I guess both for now. Update in my life. I feel like a fat fuck because I can’t do any of my usual work outs due to an injured shoulder and have spent my time eating and playing guitar instead. Only I am just learning guitar so it’s just frustrating me and making me want to go for a run…which causes my shoulder to move too much and hurt. Fuck my Life.

Surely Life's Fucking With Me

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:12:52 -0800

I am feeling so down and went to Anybody Out There just to see… well if anybody is out there. I tried finding someone to talk to and got “Fatal error: Call to a member function setPresence() on a non-object in /www/docs/aot_www_v2.3.0/inc/sessionFuncs.php on line 148” Yeah, I’m done for the day.

Amazing how fast you can go from happy to low when someone lets you down. Guess it’s my fault...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:54:29 -0800

Amazing how fast you can go from happy to low when someone lets you down. Guess it’s my fault for thinking certain people care more than they do.

thelolbraryblog: douchebag deer Follow this blog for the best...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:25:32 -0800

thelolbraryblog:

douchebag deer

Follow this blog for the best new funny pictures every day

I live in Northern Canada in a town of 5,000 and have to drive 4 hours to get anywhere and I cannot believe how often these little bastards bolt in front of people. Moose, moose are great, they get off the road like 12 year olds playing street hockey.

Photoshopping celebrities as real people: Danny Evans...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:23:24 -0800

Photoshopping celebrities as real people: Danny Evans website

This one made me laugh until I saw the caption. Apparently if you’re skinny you’re not a real person. Tell that to my twelve hundred Calorie a day diet :/

funniestpicturesdaily: Come on you wimp! Faster! [gif] Aha!...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:22:07 -0800

funniestpicturesdaily:

Come on you wimp! Faster! [gif]

Aha! Not as dark as I normally like but it’s a wonderful example of something I’ve always believed; cat’s are assholes! Long live dogs :p

Think I’ll give up my idea of only posting original content. This thing needs some humour....

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:19:32 -0800

Think I’ll give up my idea of only posting original content. This thing needs some humour. Next one I really like I’ll post.

All right let’s get this started. I live in Northern Canada next to a native reserve. Not...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:25:13 -0800

All right let’s get this started. I live in Northern Canada next to a native reserve. Not really sure what makes them talk like that but Damn am I ever sick of that slurred accent. Moving here has definitely made me racist.

Okay somehow I have followers; I have no idea how that happened. I don’t know who you are but...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:15:08 -0800

Okay somehow I have followers; I have no idea how that happened. I don’t know who you are but I feel some sort of obligation to you so this is my warning. I figured I would do this and be my funny self but I never find the time. Now life’s kind of the shits so this is just going to be me saying what’s on my mind. It might be funny occasionally, or entertaining but I make no promises. I don’t expect followers this blog is for me. Follow if you want, but I don’t know what will come of it. Here’s some info about me. I’m 23, a computer tech. I do Tae Kwon Do but am not especially great at it. Animals are important to me; My old dog keeps me sane. I live in a town of five thousand with almost no other people my age. I am growing bitter and cynical. This is life and it will be the topic of discussion.

Wow, Just Wow

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:34:58 -0800

Customer: Hi my Norton expired.

Me: Okay so you would like to purchase a new one

Customer: Well no. Luckily another program popped up called Security Shield so I’ll just keep that. I was just wondering if it’s as good as Norton before I give it my credit card to buy the full version.

Me: Did you install Security Shield?

Customer: No it just showed up after Norton expired.

some days are harder than others to keep a straight face-_-

If You're Buying Ethernet

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:35:24 -0800

Little piece of advice to anyone who needs to buy a cable. Know the name! If you come in and ask for the “fat phone cord” you look like an idiot. That’s like taking a diesel pickup to the gas station and telling the guy to put “the smelly gas” in.

Service Industry

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:22:00 -0800

So a quick tidbit about me. I fix computers, sometimes ATMS or Lottery Equipment (though to be honest the other tech gets most of those), and do some networking and work on point of sales devices in stores. Things like that! Anyway, where I work also has a retail side. Now anybody who has ever worked in retail can vouch for me that it skews your views on humanity to a point where even you seem surprised at the words coming out of your mouth in those sweet moments after you see a customer come in but before they can hear you. So yesterday this greasy guy with broad shoulders, long hair hair sticking out of a plain gray toque, and a few tattoos that scream wannabe bad as came in the store. Totally unbidden the first words out of my mouth were “Aw man this guy looks like he wants to be a sailor but instead just rapes them”. I’d like to say I talked to him and he was a nice guy and I felt abashed, but he was a douche bag.

Heads Up, I'm A Little Fucked

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:17:28 -0800

Didn’t think I would actually post anything, but who knows I may find it a good way to act out aggression or sorrow or something. Oh yeah I am full of venom but I have been told it’s funny venom. Like Dane Cook! Only you know, not such a douche bag.